Jessica Alba Nipples Mean Six More Weeks of Honest

I’m no investment guru. I’m into my bank savings account at zero-point-three percent. I earned nine dollars in interest last year against forty two dollars in banking fees. But when I see the figure head of a consumer products company taking Manhattan meetings in skin tight, low cut dress, I’d start dumping the stock. Honest Company isn’t public, so I’d recommend their landlord start asking for rent in advance. 

Jessica Alba is no dummy. She just plays one in the movies. She’s got something pretty much no other CEO in this country has going for them. Every single banker, accountant, investor, judge and federal regulator she meets wants to fuck her. That’s men and women. Humans are weak when they’re staring at perfectly tanned tits. That and a decent sized Clinton fundraiser in Brentwood can keep your janky business in the clear for a good long time. If you’re ugly and unconnected, make sure your products aren’t giving kids ass rashes.

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