Selena Gomez Way Out Of The Lupus

You can’t really take a disease like lupus seriously, because it’s called lupus. If it was actually that bad its name would strike fear into your heart like AIDS or SARS or Dwight Howard. Selena Gomez has lupus. Again, you can’t really take anyone seriously who’s had Justin Bieber’s cock inside them. Especially Usher, the first known case of Zika. Gomez has cancelled her tour due to the lupus although it seems like she might just be lazy and want attention:

“I want to be proactive and focus on maintaining my health and happiness and have decided that the best way forward is to take some time off, I’ve discovered that anxiety, panic attacks and depression can be side effects of lupus, which can present their own challenges. Thank you to all my fans for your support. You know how special you are to me, but I need to face this head on to ensure I am doing everything possible to be my best. I know I am not alone by sharing this, I hope others will be encouraged to address their own issues..”

Anxiety and panic attacks are not symptoms of lupus, there is zero medical evidence to back that up. Your stupid ass parents sending you to auditions at nine years old certainly causes anxiety and panic attacks later in life though. Perhaps even lupus. Does anyone else in your family have it? I thought it was genetic, no? The disease essentially causes your body’s immune system to attack itself. So, like cutting. Just less accountability. Perhaps it’s just nature taking its course. Unfortunately we have all these medications now. Nobody knows the exact cause. Perhaps it’s lip-synching to awful music on stage.

How would your taking time off encourage other people to address their own issues with lupus by the way? Assuming the disease is that bad, why would someone wait until you cancelled your tour to seek help for their chronic condition? I don’t get the connection. Perhaps you’re just an annoying bitch who is completely full of shit. And lupus. Sleep at least 16 hours a day, it’s the safest form of activism. Idiot.

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