Erin O’Flaherty Hoping to Gay Up Miss America

The first openly gay Miss America pageant contestant is hoping to make big strides this coming weekend during the pageant. First off, just imagine all the vulnerable half-naked young women you can fuck. That used to be the sole purview of judges and corporate sponsors. Also, spreading the message of tolerance by way of wearing a bikini on stage and being the 43rd best lookin woman on stage can’t be underestimated:

Being able to represent Miss America as a gay woman would mean a lot to me, because I really feel a responsibility to make the LGBT community proud, and make history and break another ceiling for a minority group.

Oh, you’re not winning, sweetheart. And it’s not the below average looks. See Michael Sam from your same state of Missouri. America isn’t ready for a scissor kissing Miss America. Maybe ease in with a Puerto Rican chick and Muslim. It would help if you didn’t look like a forty-year old PTA mom. Keep reaching for those minority ceilings, while keeping in mind white women are the single largest plurality demo in this nation. And nobody mistreats a good looking lesbian.

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