Kourtney Kardashian Making Babies in the Shadows

If celebrity women have taught us anything, it’s that being a wealthy single mother is tough. Whose going to carry all the kids’ sunscreen and SPF protective swimwear to the beach with no dad around? Guatemalan helpers only count in the Census.

Kourtney Kardashian has been seeking to remedy her broken family situation by discreetly meeting up with Scott Disick to paste another bastard baby into her midget womb. A pregnant Kardashian is like Bristol Meyers with a new erection pill patent. The older Kardashian sister’s baby making years are soon coming to an end. That’s when her mom will be found under her daughter’s Range Rover meddling with the brakes. What do you mean Kourt’s car flew into a ravine in Malibu? Baxter, my blackest of suits. A dead Kardashian trumps even a pregnant Kardashian. Nothing personal. This is the life we have chosen.

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