Nicole Scherzinger in A Bikini

Nicole Scherzinger understands the boyfriend game. She moves among and between successful professional athletes in non-contact sports.

The former Pussycat Doll transitioned mostly recently into Bulgarian tennis star Grigor Dimitrov. He was the highest ranking men’s tennis player in the world not already fucking a younger version of Nicole Scherzinger. Career earnings on the tour in excess of six million by age twenty-five. There’s your “sense of humor” and “he loves children”. Contrast this to Kaley Cuoco who married a pro tennis player ranked 986th in the world who immediately bought himself a Coors party ball and planted himself on the couch inquiring frequently about her SAG royalty checks.

Self-made, independent woman means many things to many women. To the women at thirty-eight who realize their days of wearing tight revealing dresses on television for a living quickly come to an end, it means not forgetting all the shit women knew instinctively before Cosmo came around. We’re all in careers that favor the young. Build your own parachute.

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