Jim Carrey Is A Real Life Mad Hatter

There are no free lunches in life. Hence if you look gloriously insane you probably are. Cue Jim Carrey. Carrey is best friends with Nicolas Cage. That statement should stand on its own. Carrey went to an Emmy party for the free booze and whores. While he was there, out of sheer boredom, he apparently heckled the hack idiot president of Showtime while he was giving a no doubt boring self righteous speech. People wearing retarded costumes most likely pretended to not think it was awesome. According to an anonymous source who should never be invited back: 

“[He was] screaming David’s name while standing on a seat cushion and banging the glass door with two fists.” 

Fist bump. To reiterate, he’s talking about David Nevins, the president of Showtime. Jim Carrey understands that Showtime is a cut rate network and most likely has zero plans of ever appearing on it. Why was he there? Again, it’s called an open bar. I don’t care how many millions you have in you account, the allure never goes away. This sight is rarely positive. If there’s a take away, Jim Carrey is a fucking G. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Nevins. 

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