Gucci Mane Not Wasting Time

Gucci Mane was just let off of house arrest after serving a few years in the joint for a weapons violation stemming from a probation violation stemming from his being a career criminal. He’s been in and out of jail for the last fifteen years and in the meantime he’s managed to record several albums.

Shitty overprivileged white festival crowds get off on hearing about this as they’re paying seventeen bucks for a Sierra Nevada. Yes he’s probably banged your daughter. Upon being released, Mane went immediately to Aces Strip Club where he dropped 10k on strippers with steatopygia and bad champagne. Unclear where he’s getting this money but apparently he was pretty frugal while behind bars, rarely popping for the Cup ‘O Noodles. They also pay you like seventeen cents an hour in the joint for stamping license plates, which if you’re doing the math, Mane is living way above his means.

Unclear what his next move is. Probably more jail. This behavior seems to fit into the typical pattern. Strip clubs not a great place to stay out of trouble. We really need to re-think the concept of house arrest as well. You should at least have to live in a studio apartment. We’ll give him a few months and a few more Ashleys from Rancho Cucamonga. It’s your world, don’t ever change. 

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