Malin Akerman And Orlando Bloom Threesome In ‘Easy’

Orlando Bloom seems to lead a blessed life. He made one movie series anybody cares to remember. That got him to fuck Miranda Kerr in her prime. They split up and now he’s pounding mittens with Katy Perry. Not an altogether inconsequential catch no matter what you think of her music or even look. She’s a trade-up from a Victoria’s Secret model. No simple task.

In his latest gig Bloom packs into a threesome with Malin Akerman who tried to do fare without showing off her tits anymore but that failed, and skinny female comedian Kate Micucci. The show is called Easy. It’s on Netflix. It’s targeted at 27-28 1/2 year olds.

Rich dads who wear leather chaps and needlessly tool around Los Angeles on motorcycles typically merit far less good karma. Like traumatic brain injuries or coming home to find their wife fucking her yoga instructor. I know, we all assumed he was gay. Whatever Bloom is drinking, ask for a double shot of the same. What do you mean it’s twice purified almond milk? Bloom!

_{Photo Credit: ‘Easy’ Netflix}