Angelina Gets Dirty

There aren’t any solid arguments to justify marriage. Similar to the existence of god, it should be incumbent on believers to show evidence rather than place the onus on the detractors. Cavemen didn’t marry cavewomen. This is a societal custom, and much like genital mutilation, bound feet, dowry, and believing an invisible bearded man in the sky is making sure your flight lands, we need to rethink this. 

Angelina Jolie hasn’t cracked a smile in several decades. Possibly while getting cornholed by Billy Bob Thornton, but certainly not publicly. In her quest to fuck over her husband, she has now involved the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services. Someone made an anonymous call to them regarding Pitt’s behavior on the couple’s private plane. Let’s check off the list. Was it one of the children? The pilot? Some lesbian head shrinker Angelina texted for a favor? Pitt will now have to be monitored by a therapist the next time he sees his children. Don’t ever bring the city, county, state, or federal government unless you absolutely need to. That goes for marriage, the state should not have to license you to fuck. You sheep are really desperate for approval. Certainly anything regarding your family you want these people as far away as possible. You now have the dumbest people on the planet in charge of your destiny. They exist to take your money. Leveraging that against your children in a case where there’s clearly no real abuse is either evil or stupid. That look in her eye was always deviant. When the thrill of sex is gone, shit gets bad. Try paying your own parking tickets or getting thrown in jail for a busted taillight, you might not be so eager to call them next time. Bring that to the fucking UN.