Kim Kardashian Held Up At Gunpoint, Kanye Drops the Mic (VIDEO)

Kim Kardashian was held up at gunpoint in her French hotel room. Two men posing as police busted into her Paris suite waving guns and presumably asking for money and jewels. Big score. Way too ruin Fashion Week, fuckers. 

Kim is reported to be physically fine while Kris Jenner spins the armed robbery into an E! Special. Kanye West literally dropped the mic at his Meadowland Arena concert to jet to Paris to be with his wife. Say what you will about that smug asshole, he loves the shit out of his wife. All the way back to the time he used to watch her sex tape while fucking Amber Rose. He’d take a bullet for her. Consider a controlled pair shot.

Only hours before the larceny, Kim was hobnobbing with designers at a swank Parisian party, Snapchatting photos of her tits from angles yet to be invented. This is the second time this week her security has failed her. The first with that head case Ukrainian prankster. When everybody noted how it was all fun and ass kissing games, but what if the next time it were real assailants. Like this time.

Kanye once fired a bodyguard for talking to Kim in a friendly manner. Expect West to wholesale shit can the entire brigade when he terra firmas at De Gaulle. Meanwhile, that Heartless track remains on repeat at the Meadowlands. Of course it’s pre-recorded. Northern Jersey, use this jarring turn of events to reflect upon your entertainment choices..

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