Iggy Azalea Back On The Horse

Iggy Azalea finds emotional solace in equestrian time with her two white stallions. Don’t read into that. Also from not working for eighteen months and living off royalties and plastic surgery pain killers.

Azalea is still reeling from her broken engagement with Nick Young. The Lakers underachiever achieved a baby into another woman while Iggy was picking out china patterns for the couple’s wedding registry. The atypical NBA baller behavior threw Azalea for a loop. She spent three months drinking whole milk and denying enhancements on Twitter before retreating to the comfort of her horses:

‘I think for me being a successful person and also being a powerful person and getting what I want a lot of the time, I think it’s healthy to spend time with my horses and have them sometime be the boss and teach me to sometimes have patience.’

That sounds like a passage from 50 Shades of Grey. At least horse cock won’t go wandering when you’re on tour. 

Azalea’s held up the release of her next album while the black guys who write her music edit content to reflect her newly single status. 

‘I wanted it to be a little sexier and a bit spicier than what it was and have some fun, do some guy collaborations and just things I wouldn’t have done before. I’m excited for people to see that side of me.’ 

What was it previously? Gospel music and Christmas family standards? Guy collaborations is either a euphemism or boring. There’s one side to you. We’ve seen it. A few men have slapped it. Come back when you can fake an instrument long enough for a music video vignette. 

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