Joy Behar Apologizes (VIDEO)

It’s unclear who first agreed that perfunctory and compulsory apologies between adversaries would serve as valid recompense. Apologies are Hallmark cards between loved ones to explain that you were just an asshole that one evening and meant nothing by it. I’m sorry I forgot our wedding anniversary. Not, I’m sorry I wish you were dead so I can shart on your tombstone. Also you’re a pedophile who rapes children. Sorry I said that, here’s another apology.

Trump packed his guest list for the second Presidential Debate with former Bill Clinton sexual harassment and sexual assault claimants. The next morning, Joy Behar made a joke to the cackling hens seated around her on The View that referred to the Clinton assault accusers as “tramps”. The joke was supposed to come off bold and biting. It settled for lame and partisan and not particularly original.

Joy Behar apologized the next day with the passion and vigor that surely makes her a wildcat in the bedroom. Is she sorry she hurt the feelings of the women she calls dupes and liars or that her joke wasn’t funny? Bet both if you can find a place taking that action.

Because women in the media are desperately backing Hillary Clinton to be President, they must overlook Hillary’s oft-repeated “believe her” in regard to always accepting the story of the victim in sexual assault cases. Believe these women and Bill Clinton is a serial sex offender. That doesn’t equal an uptick in your next set of likability polls.

It’s unclear if all these accusers from the 70’s and 80’s have valid claims against Bill Clinton. That’s not supposed to matter under the “believe her” policy. If you could just explain the hypocrisy to Hillary it’s likely she’d call off her national media dogs. She seems super reasonable. 

Look for a small note to the press soon that Bill is experiencing signs of early dementia. Hillary will tuck him away in the corner of the planet nobody will ever find him. Convalescence and treatment. Hillary’s picking out the nurses. Windfall hiring day for older lesbian RN’s with cold hands.