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October 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Milla Jovovich understands how the world works. Does she want to keep making cookie cutter Resident Evil GSI flicks and showing off her tits to promote? Probably not at forty so much anymore. But her husband needs work and her children need fair trade organic clothes so off comes the top and on goes the latex body suits and the big fake guns.
If you get a chance to marry a chick, marry one from the former Soviet Union. Not the current Soviet union. The girls who grew up waiting lines for baby food understand that life isn’t about working as little as possible. You’ve killed a lot of zombie extras. No time to rest on your laurels. You have the breasts of a teenager. Go get ’em.
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