Guy Admits To Killing Trump’s Star

Some guy named James Otis destroyed Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in order to protest sexual assault and also that the nearby Buffalo Wild Wings refuses to give him free club soda. Otis claims he’s been arrested over 25 times for his activism which is not limited to masturbating on the bus. He plans to turn himself into police and to auction bits and pieces of the star and give the proceeds to victims of his Hollywood street trash buddies and Trump. Since he will clearly not be able to post bail he will no doubt remain in jail until after the landslide election at which point nobody will care about Trump’s pussy grabbing. He’ll probably also have to pay for fixing the star through community service.

Things that sound awesome when you’re drunk or on coke often backfire when applied to the real world. That’s why nature makes you pass out or remain in the bathroom talking to some guy with sideburns about commercial real estate opportunities. Anyone with $30,000 can get a star on the walk of fame, it’s not a huge accomplishment. It is fun people watching however to go down there and watch dad’s from the midwest who ruined the vacation by bringing their family to a sticky strip full of spice shops. Try a little harder next time Otis. Destroying property makes you a hero? Blocking someone on Twitter too. I’ll hit you. If you hit me back I’m calling the cops. Typical Hillary supporter. 

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