Bill Cosby Too Blind To Remember Rapes

Smug lawyers are fond of saying the American justice system is “perfect.” Those guys should be put in jail for parking tickets. Bill Cosby’s latest defense in his rape trial is the premise of a movie he and Richard Pryor passed on in the mid 80’s. Basically he’s too blind to recognize his accusers. Clearly he’ll just have to finger them against their will and go by feel. Or we could just be pragmatic and realize your laughable last resort defense means you’re clearly guilty as fuck. Cosby is going to have a field day telling the guys in his prison block to pull up their pants and then getting his ass beat. According to Cosby’s bloodthirsty female lawyer: 

“He is physically impaired. I do not have the skills to be able to explain to him how to see. We can’t test his memory because he can’t see. He’s 79 years old.”

By this logic any old or blind guy should be able to murder with impunity. Why don’t we get Stevie Wonder a kill list? Great job taking out Dick Cheney, can we get this trial over with I’ve got a movie to catch at 7:30. How can I be convicted, I can’t even identify the guy I shot? Seems like they’re out of ideas. Those nuns in second grade were right when they said raping will make you go blind. 

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