Mariah Carey Worth Six Million Per Year

Mariah Carey’s rejected prenup from James Packer seems increasingly devoid of humanity. It appears she was attempting to lease out her rejuvenated vagina and he’s basically Lex Luther. Even though they’d apparently never fucked, Packer was prepared to give Carey access to his private jet for her and her kids she made with other people, as well as a monthly credit card, and worst of all this: 

“James will pay Mariah, and Mariah shall accept, $6 million dollars per year for each full year of marriage, up to a maximum of $30 million … adjusted pro-rata on a weekly basis [$151,385 per week.]”

How are either one of us supposed to enjoy this champagne and strawberries now without the desire to spit in the others face? You’re clearly a whore and you’re completely unworthy or respect. And the dick reveal was way disappointing. Yes I had that one holstered in my Dumbo cleavage. It’s unclear entirely how necessary any of this was, assuming there was actual love involved. She has money. He has money. Why put yourself through the ringer unless you’re a gold digging troll? This was not Packer’s idea. Insert Packer pun joke here.

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