Ariel Winter Needs A Mission Statement

Ariel Winter’s people put out a shit ton of press releases about her new haircut. It’s like fighting the tide, unless you’re going to talk about those tits of hers she wears out bare eight days a week in front of the cameras. They’re the eight hundred pound gorilla in the room. Approximately.

Winter continues to champion the body positive image for young women in Hollywood by way of showing off her guns and not dropping the thirty she needs to in order to get any meaningul gigs. It’s a progressive town, minus the people who actually have to pay for shit and want their money back. That’s when your HRC voters start demanding girls lose weight or appear in provocative magazine cover shots to drum up publicity. Body positive doesn’t do anybody any good if it’s broke. There’s literally a million dollars riding on you going to the gym. 

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