Iggy Azalea Claims Top Vagina

Every few months Iggy Azalea comes out and admits another part on her body isn’t entirely natural. That’s no way to win back your reputation. Or the men who imagined fucking you from behind while watching the ballgame and asking you to wait to speak until commercial.

Azalea was named the GQ Woman of the Year in Australia where that nation’s version of the magazine is also for men who would say Iggy Azalea is their dream girl. Wanting to wear her dresses isn’t the same as wanting her, fashionable gent. Azalea claimed that the GQ title was a vindication of her stellar appeal to men and the manner in which they masturbate imagining those wide swaths of duct tape across her fake nipples. 

Thanks you GQ for this award. I have won a lot of awards over the last few years but this one means the absolute most to me because I can finally say I have an award winning vagina.

It’s not quite clear how she made the leap from a meterosexual magazine trophy to elite vagina, but whatever makes a girl feel good. It’s been a rough couple of years for Azalea what with being the rare exception pop music star who people suddenly cared wasn’t authenticate. When did that become a standard and why only applied to chromosomally challenged white girls? Seems even more racist than Nick Young fucking babies into black chicks during their engagement. Retire now when you’re on top. Ten down low gay dudes just called you crazy hot.

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