Reggie Bush Abortion Fail and Abby Wambach Predatory Lesbian Huntress on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #67

Everybody has an opinion on the election results. Almost all of them necessarily must be wrong. The guy at Rocco’s told me Hillary got just desserts for fucking over Bernie. Makes as much sense as anything. Matt and I had our own opinions while admitting we don’t know shit. Nor do all the people who were paid to get it wrong the first go-round now explaining why it happened. Predictive science seems to be a rather forgiving business, considering you can fail at your single job requirement and not be fired.

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we explore how many notches Abby Wambach racks up for turning a married Christian blogger lesbian, the near equal stupidity in fucking of Reggie Bush and Von Miller, wonder why people who bitch about social media don’t simply turn it off, laugh at the OSU dude who flung himself down the staircase and into a safe space, make virtual love to Ashley Graham’s new tubby Barbie, and consider legislation to stop reality show whores from exploiting their babies for cash. None of this will ever come to fruition.

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