Amber Heard Comes Out Against Domestic Violence (VIDEO)

Somewhere in her seven million dollar settlement is a clause clearly stating Amber Heard can never publicly state Johnny Depp beat her. Whether he did or he didn’t, she clearly made that suggestion in the press and to the judge prior to and during her divorce settlement. After the check was cut she issued a joint statement saying how nothing bad had happened. That doesn’t preclude Heard from making general statements about how shitty domestic violence is for women. Go figure. She tends to leave out the lesbian girlfriend who had Heard arrested for shoving and grabbing her angrily in an airport. It takes a reformed sinner to truly understand the sin.

Heard cries a ton in her new PSA on domestic violence for something called GirlGaze. Sounds rapey. Since the video is obviously scripted, you might question the legitimacy of Heard’s tears and her dramatic pauses and askance looks. She is a trained actor. And a lesbian who’s had to survive in numerous girl on girl relationships. You don’t navigate those waters without waterworks on command.

Is Amber Heard the right person for a PSA on domestic violence since she’s been arrested for the same crime in the past and took money to shut up about what she claimed was her husband’s repeated abuse? She’s come in to some cash lately and she’s hot. If you can look past the crazy. Men always do. Who’s next? You know you would.

ETA: Amber Heard’s designated charities still haven’t received a penny of the seven million.