Rocco Ritchie Doesn’t Share Mom’s Affections

It was only a week ago that Madonna made her feelings clear in various celebrity magazines about her unconditional love and support for her teen son Rocco. This after Rocco fled to the U.K. to live with his by-comparison superior parent and smoke a little weed. Rocco shared a different sentiment in his response:

So glad I don’t live there anymore.

Rocco made the remark beneath an Instagram video Madonna posted featuring her and her friends and a couple of her worldwide adopted kids in a mannequin challenge video. The video featured Madonna with food hanging out of her mouth. She deleted the video out of respect for her son. No word yet on the previous three hundred postings that drove her son to runaway to anywhere. Many of Madonna’s fans felt obliged to write to Rocco and ask him why he was being mean to his mom. You have to hope that kid gets irony.

Once you commit to backing Madonna as a great mom, you have to go full hog. People will judge you based on your ability to identify the proper victim in broken family dustups. Hint, it’s not Madonna. If you really want to help, find that kid a new weed connect in London. Having obviously shitty abusive parents at least buys you sympathy and a social worker. Nobody cares when your publicly adored rich and famous parents suck.

ETA: As with all idiotic memes for chicks on social media, there is one and only one purpose for the mannequin challenge — hot girls getting various stages of naked.