Blac Chyna Shedding

Blac Chyna alerted the world she’s dropped over twenty pounds since delivering her commercial payload a few weeks back. She’s got another thirty pounds to go. Or the equivalent of two hundred and forty seven on a personal of normal stature. Won’t you join this rancid hobbit on her journey to get back to a weight controlled grotesquely exaggerated female form?

Chyna sent out a series of inspirational tweets featuring her in a black body suit similar to the outfits her obese husband wears to hide his shame. She included no caption with the photos, merely smiley faces. That’s double the inspiration. Also, she can’t write. That’s where the baby comes in. Everybody loves a baby. Even the product of a teen hooker with war stories that would turn your stomach and a fat unambitious scion who designs fancy socks. Men will watch anything with tits. Women will watch anything with a baby. It’s unclear who’s a fan of the canker sores.

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