Mariah Carey And Masculine Boyfriend Can’t Stop Fucking Like Man and Woman

It’s no business to me who another man is fucking. But if you’re going to insist on having your publicity department funnel an endless series of insider stories and photos of your client’s new totally heterosexual hardon Lothario, people have the right to ask some followups. You can’t technically look gay. Bryan Tanaka pushes the boundaries on the practical speaking aspect.

Of all the people to establish a heavily publicized rebound fling for Mariah Carey, why a backup dancer in a v-neck sweater and a scarf with a mustache that couldn’t be more gay if it contained a single drop of cum and one fresh tear from a recently severed top-bottom relationship. If my lady dumped me, I think I could do better than alerting the world that kd lang was most definitely riding my freshly single piece. Certainly your male backup dancers already know how to lie to the world about your amazing qualities and play their loyal servant role dutifully. They’re also fucking one another like rabbits. That’s an unfair stereotype. Of rabbits at least.

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