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January 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The white patriarchy spends a good deal of its unlimited resources subverting Azealia Banks otherwise positive intentions. In her free moments, unshackled from racism, Banks likes to ritualistically slaughter chickens in her apartment.
Because you were the one who said Azealia Banks couldn’t possibly be more fucked in the head, the racist rapper posted a video of herself cleaning up aged viscera of chickens she wrings in her apartment closet as part of her witchcraft practices. It would be less strange if she hid the animal sacrifices. Perhaps a recognition that some folks might find this a tad crude. We all have our idiosyncrasies. Ones involving blood and feathers maybe you keep on the down low.
Animal rights activists were the first to respond. They simply move faster than people who say “that shit is fucked up” but without a righteous social cause. That batshit crazy singer Sia lit up Banks with a condemnation of her in-apartment chicken slaughter. Something to do with cruelty to chickens. If you bet on Banks not responding with a claim of racism, you’re a horrible gambler:
And your ugly pasty dry white lady winter skin face is the ugliest fave (sic) I’ve ever seen that must be why you hide it all the time… ”
HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR MY FUCKING TRADITIONAL AFRICAN RELIGION YOU POMPOUS WHITE BITCH.
It’s hard to score this fight. Bi-polar racist black chick who murders chickens in her closet versus the creepy recessive gene chick who hides her face with hair and sings a variety of songs all about rape. So, Nunes-Rousey.
The real losers have to be Banks’ apartment neighbors. You instinctively know some of those off-kilter weirdos in your building are up to bad shit. There’s no way you anticipated a Wiccan slaughterhouse going on in 3B. You’re going to need more than a sand blaster to wipe away those sins. Those Chick-fil-A commercials are meant to be facetious.
Photo credit: Azealia Banks/Instagram