Caitlyn Jenner Tremendous Man Tits

Caitlyn Jenner is releasing a line of makeup for the MAC brand. Seems silly at first but really who needs more makeup than Caitlyn Jenner. She’s kept the company in business the last few years, the least they could do is return the favor.

Jenner appears to be dead in the accompanying photo, possibly a nod to the mortuary industry, which along with trans women, also consume a lot of makeup. Jenner previously released a lipstick through MAC, with the proceeds benefiting their MAC Aids Fund Transgender Initiative. That’s odd, since if you listen to Jenner’s own words she appears to be a Regan Republican and hence AIDS denier. People change. Sometimes they stop drinking. Sometimes they shave off their Adam’s apple and get tits and start inexplicably winning awards. MAC released a statement: 

“Caitlyn Jenner has fearlessly shared her transition with the world, and her new MAC collection continues that mission, proudly championing all ages, all races, and all sexes. Elegant, classic shades for lips, eyes and cheeks are beautifully suited for those who embrace life, in whatever form they choose.

All sexes? Caitlyn is biologically a dude. So, all sexes means men and women. But Caitlyn is a woman, remember? Men don’t wear makeup. Did you mean all genders? Are you confused by your own retarded culture of PC horse shit? Very progressive of you to include all races though.

What if someone chooses to “Embrace life, in whatever form they choose” by becoming a serial killer? According to your statement, you’d support that. Sometimes judging is a good thing. Like with Caitlyn Jenner for example. This dude with tits is married to a psychopath who’s committing a cultural Jihad and is an attention whore who has never said anything remotely powerful or interesting.

Jenner’s also extremely superficial and materialistic and self-obsessed. All things you should avoid instilling in your children. His turned out to be grotesque herpes ridden high school drop outs, and most certainly own many MAC products. 

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