Joanna Krupa Can’t Let the Snatch Smack Go

Joanna Krupa learned nothing from fending off charges of being an escort before making a decent buck in modeling. She’s moved on to letting linger this lawsuit she filed against Real Housewives co-worker Brandi Glanville for claiming on air that Krupa both slept with another one of the Housewives husbands and that Krupa’s snatch smells like an opened can of Starkist after four days in the sun. No word on which claim offended her more.

Krupa claims both are false and inflammatory, if not overly descriptive, and has been suing Glanville through successive hearings for two years now. She recently put both Andy Cohen and Howard Stern on her potential witness list since they hosted the shows where Glanville made her comments.

This is the kind of cutting off your nose to spite your smelly vagina thinking where nobody wins. Glanville is a drunken twat who used to run around Hollywood wasted with her tampon string hanging out beneath her dresses. She’s the one who took money from LeAnn Rimes to give her then husband Eddie Cibrian a quick divorce.

There’s always an instinct to get revenge for nasty comments, even if approximating seventy percent true. That instinct never pays off. Krupa might win a million dollar libel case that will take several more years to adjudicate fully. Glanville will surely file for bankruptcy protection and never produce a dollar. Being a reasonably hot wasted chick in your 40’s doesn’t pay like it did in your 20’s. And the case of the fetid Krupa twat will keep churning in the news. The next step will be having your current husband come out and declare your pussy smells fantastic. At which point we’ll know how bad it is and we can all go home feeling fairly gross.

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