Billie Eilish Maybe Gay

Billie Eilish is a young pop star with the voice of an asphyxiated angel and the yampy social presence that Entertainment Media loves. That she could be a role model for disaffected IG cranks is debatable; at least she hasn’t reached Britney Spears level craziness, but it wouldn’t be hard to forecast.

Also she might be gay – how else do you explain her self-expressed interest in boobs? Cosmopolitan (amongst others) has dutifully reported her fetabpoo for mammary glands, posting artistic or juvenile (or both) pics to the disdain of maybe 100K followers.

Look we all love boobs and entire industries have been built on their appearance and colorful display, but … nothing. So she likes lady-nuts – so what? It may be the most permissible fetish in the world (e.g. Rihanna), and it’s not like hooters are the gateway to illegal nursing mother fondling. We also wouldnt be the first cridiots to tag Eilish as a carpetmuncher.

Or maybe she can post wtf she wants bc pop star. We’ll leave it to psychologists to determine if the bondage poses are signs of a subconscious yearning for BSM – and if so, send pics.

_{Story By: Cosmopolitan}