Ariel Winter is Confusing

I don’t get Ariel Winter – she’s certainly made the leap from cutesy child-star to skintastic Instagram profit center, and good for her. Ariel is like the gf you hope for your nephew (or niece), or the daughter you hope to have someday. Like young Jennifer Garner or Gemma Chan, is she bangable in certain photos, or maybe plain, or maybe trying too hard.

In other words, she doesn’t usually land on the top 10 of Most Something Lists, whether on People magazine or your personal spank-bank. There’s often a conversation around Winter being “beautiful on the inside”, from her mom and then parasitic entertainment media, as if this was a conversation anyone ever had with Dove Cameron. We all know Winter is gorge – but is she attractive enough?

The answer is wgaf – she is worth a click, especially when wearing tight shorts, and her smiling face (and other parts) have graced these pages for years bc Likes. She seems pretty clever despite her choice in bfs, and anyone who grows up on a Hollywood lot and still knows how to do her own laundry deserves an Honorable Mention.

Ariel, quit trying to please your estranged mom and the ravenous celebrity paparazzi – you go ahead and look however you want and be whoever you want to be. Also send nude pics.

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