Let’s Test That Name

For years I’ve seen this ghoulish image online. It’s the stuff of nightmares. I always thought it was just some photoshopped click-bait. I was wrong. Now I’m even more terrified.

Sahar Tabar is who (or what) the internet has dubbed “Zombie Angelina Jolie”, and you can see why. I wouldn’t have even known she was real if it weren’t for the fact that she’s now in an Iranian prison (yes, she’s Iranian) for blasphemy crimes and is currently dying of the Coronavirus. Now, I’m not saying someone should pull the plug, but if they have a Jerry Lewis like bumbling orderly in the facility, now might be a good time to assign him to clean her room. Every time I look at her pictures I want to go to church, gather what ever sliver they have blessed, and forge it into bullets and arrow heads.

In the words of the Gingerbread Man: You’re a Monster.

Currently Trying not to Vomit,
Tyler Durden