“Bikini Hiker” Dies Falling Off Mountain. Found In Two Piece…s

I really hope that God has better things to do than read WWTDD, because even I’m not comfortable with that headline. If you are reading this God, then A) a thousand apologies and B) while I’ve got you, what the fuck did you do to Sarah Hyland? A Taiwanese chick known at the Bikini Hiker has died after falling sixty-five-feet off a mountain. According to Buzzfeed, she attempted to get help using her satellite phone following her fall, but inclement weather delayed the response team. She was pronounced dead sexy Monday morning.

On one hand, this is obviously sad. On the other hand, the thirty-six-year-old Bikini Hiker isn’t the first social media star to die for the likes, and she certainly won’t be the last. Social media favors the shocking, and precariously perching your bikini-clad bod on cliffs fits the bill. But by following in the footsteps of the three Canadians who died after falling off a waterfall, not to mention the chick who fatally shot her boyfriend in the chest, one can’t help but feel that the Bikini Hiker had adequate warnings ahead of her. May she rest in a two piece.

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