Parking Lot Tampon Kristen Stewart Looking More Parking Lot Tampon-y Than Ever

Kristen Stewart’s #10yearchallenge would just be a picture of a hot chick next to a picture of a used tampon left to fester in a parking lot, and do I stan. Yes I fucking stan. Lesbianism hit Steward like a bag of ugly, and the now twenty-eight-year-old (phew, cutting it close with the ten-year thing) looks like, IDK, Frankie Grande. No. Like the long-lost member of Len.

These pap smear pics are from PLT’s stroll to – believe it or not, according to the site Backgrid – a salon. What is Kristen Stewart going to do at a “salon?” Say – “Fuck me up?” What’s truly wild about PLT is that when she needs to clean up for an acting gig, so can look very hot. But left to her own devices, her heart is saying no. And her body’s saying let’s go… to Hot Topic and dress like Justin Bieber. For example, this is Stewart looking sexy and slightly Olivia Wilde-ish in a 2017 Saturday Night Live skit.

And here she is looking like a DJ that fell through the cracks of society. Long live PLT!

Photo Credit: Backgrid