Jennifer Lawrence May Know What Weinstein’s Weiner Looks Like

I’d say 80 percent of this great nation already knows what Jennifer Lawrence’s love below looks like, but only an unlucky few have been privy to the privacy contained in Harvey Weinstein’s Hanes. Both Jennifer and Harvey are denying that anything unprofessional ever occurred between them, but I’m pretty sure a cock crowed when Weinstein denied that his Peter paid Ms. Lawrence’s pants a surprise visit. I get it, she doesn’t want to look like a victim. And you can’t trust Harvey as far as you can throw him.

Jennifer Lawrence is denying claims that she slept with Harvey Weinstein.

In a statement to E! News, the actress denied having slept with the former producer at any point during their professional career. “My heart breaks for all the women who were victimized by Harvey Weinstein,” the Hunger Games star said. “I have never had anything but a professional relationship with him.”

The alleged sexual slander comes from a Jane Doe who still met with Harvey to discuss a movie role after he spilled his homemade underwear jerk sauce on her dress. Somewhere betwixt the janitor closet blowjobs and rusty trombones received from aspiring actresses on set, Harvey always made time for pillow talk. And during this ongoing unwanted tryst in particular, he name dropped Jennifer Lawrence winning an Oscar as a reference. But I don’t think Doe was fully convinced his dick turned everything to gold because allegedly the best role she ever received from Harvey was in Vampire Academy. She’s upset and suing.

A spokesperson for Weinstein tells TMZ, “This lawsuit was filed and updated strategically with no notice given or any attempt to reach out to Mr. Weinstein’s attorneys for one reason; It was meant to embarrass Mr. Weinstein and garner unchecked media attention. There is absolutely no truth to the malicious claims made in this lawsuit, and we are reviewing our options with an eye on filing for an immediate dismissal.

“The statement continues, “Mr. Weinstein is embarrased for Ms. Lawrence with whom he has only had a professional and respectful relationship, who has sadly been dragged into this ugly attempt at defamation. This filing further proves that anyone can say whatever they want in a lawsuit for maximum shock value, to defame and debase, without having to offer any facts or reality.”

As always, there’s three sides to every story. His side, her side, and the truth. A simple search warrant sent to Harvey’s cell phone provider for SMS records would easily solve whether or not Weinstein was ever inside of Lawrence. Just look for the purple eggplant emoji next to Jennifer’s number sent after hours and you’ll have your answer.