Lily-Rose Depp In Deep

Daddy Depp is a wild uncontrollable mess, and if Timotheé Chalamet is lucky, so is Lily-Rose. But only in the sack of course now that Chalamet and his new lover are doing some heavy petting together in private. The French boy wonder and the result from the one time Johnny forgot to pull out are an item. I’d say he can do better, but Tim kissed an older man to get where he’s at today. Somehow his unbridled snog sessions with Armie Hammer elevated him right up there with homosexual cinematic heavyweights like Brokeback Mountain and Blue Is The Warmest Color. Now everyone cares what this kid is doing. And all he cares about is whether Lily is a wax or a shave kind of girl.

Timothée Chalamet and Lily-Rose Depp might be Hollywood’s newest couple.

The Call Me by Your Name leading man, 22, and the actress/model, 19, appear to be getting close after meeting while filming the upcoming Netflixdrama The King together.

Lily’s forehead looks as if it shares the amount of square inches as the large head lab rat from Pinky and the Brain. Bangs, a bag, or a well positioned beret makes things like that less noticeable. Other than that, I have no complaints. I think the length of their relationship will be determined on how well Beautiful Boy does at the box office. Because if it’s a movie that critics eat up, he’ll be able to bring home to mom something infinitely more accomplished than the model daughter of the craziest dad in Hollywood.