Lindsay Lohan Tries To Steal Kid, Gets Punched On Instagram Live

Lindsay Lohan was on live trying to kidnap refugee children to take to her hotel against their parents will bc she thought they were trafficking the children, then was punched by the mother when she followed them (1/2) pic.twitter.com/CnRlvxUMMZ

— Ken-Li (@TurntMinaj) September 29, 2018

Lindsay Lohan’s transformation into Colonel Walter E. Kurtz from Apocalypse Now is coming along nicely, and this weekend she stepped away from her Cambodia – the Lindsay Lohan Beach Club – to have a mental breakdown in Moscow on Instagram Live. While filming herself on her phone, Lohan stopped by what she identified as a Syrian refugee family on the streets to lend a helping hand. Helping hand meaning verbally accosting the family, trying to steal a little boy after accusing the parents of being child traffickers, and then getting punched by the mother before declaring that she is powerless against injustice. It all started when Lohan offered to put the family up in a hotel room:

Do you want me to give you a hotel? … I want you to tell America what you need and I will get it for you.

Do you want to stay in a hotel tonight? Do you want to watch movies? It’ll be so cool, right? To watch a movie on a TV, right? Or on a computer?

Lohan then turns her attention to the boy:

Let’s go. I’ll take you with me and I’ll see you tomorrow. Let me take him for the night; let him stay for the night, one night, one night, one night.

You shouldn’t be sleeping on the floor. Do you understand that? You’re a good little boy and this is not fair.

If someone is offering [the children] a home and a bed, give it to them. This is not right.

The father then questions Lohan’s authori-tay by asking her where she’s from, to which she replies:

I’m Italian, Irish, I speak Russian, I speak Arabic.

Yeah bitch. Then Lohan gets serious about entering the child trafficking industry by declaring that she’s going to steal the boy:

I won’t leave until I take you. Now I know who you are, don’t fuck with me.

And, after getting punched by the mother, Lohan offers this elegy to human decency and her last remaining brain cell:

I’m, like, in shock right now. They were trafficking. I was just, like, so scared. I literally can’t. I don’t think I can ever change what I want.

You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes. You might find. That Lohan’s brain has been scrambled by drugs and sheikh dick to the point that it’s practically spilling out of her ears. The whore… The whore…

Lindsay Lohan has lost it… wtf??? pic.twitter.com/c9HSmOZNRw

— Say My Name (@Redeezus) September 29, 2018

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