Ariana Grande Has Twitter Breakdown

 

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all the kisses. happy fall.

A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Sep 24, 2018 at 6:24am PDT

Finally it’s getting good. America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande has played it cool throughout her whirlwind romance with ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson, but endearing oneself to someone who previously chronically masturbated to one takes a toll on one. As they say.

Davidson recently divulged explicit details about his sex life with Grande to Howard Stern, is probably either going through withdrawals or overdosing at this moment, and has stinky butthole eyes. A catch if there ever was one. Now Grande is feeling the effects of Davidson’s crazy, or is simply on her period, and recently tweeted cryptic cries for the sweet embrace of death:

i’m so tired pls

— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) September 27, 2018

j fucking k https://t.co/LeY2UGtrSP

— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) September 27, 2018

can i pls have one okay day. just one. pls.

— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) September 27, 2018

If it’s any comfort Ariana, Davidson will probably kill you in your sleep after binging on PCP. I have no pity for attention heat-seeking tweeters, and if Ariana really has a problem, she should take a page from Dakota Johnson’s mental playbook and see the therapist that her therapist’s therapist’s therapist sees. j fucking k.

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