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September 17, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
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Jennifer Lopez and Elizabeth Hurley are each a thousand-years-old, and a thousand-year-old things are gross. Yet here we are. Looking at two thousand-year-old’s very ungross bodies. Hurley transitioned into horned up desperate MILFhood quite seamlessly, and has all but cornered the market on DFAG shameless manic cleavage flashing. She posts like how your mom did when she first got Instagram. But like if your mom was proud of her super bangable bod and was an alcoholic?
Lopez is equally shameless, but seems to know the Insta ropes a little better. She has 79 million followers to Hurley’s 1 million. Lopez might post more like a seasoned Insta prostitute than random hot Ohio mom Hurley, but at the end of the day, all Insta celebs are just there to show us their tits. And we’re here to look at them. Lopez’s body is getting a little wrestler-y, but she’s honestly in unbelievable shape. A genuine compliment. One commenter can stop breathing down my damn neck. So which MILF would you rather?
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