Sarah Hyland Defends Ariel Winter’s Gas Station Nipples Against H8ers

Honestly the ONLY reason I’m posting this is because I’ve never seen a more accurate picture of myself

A post shared by ARIEL WINTER (@arielwinter) on Jun 24, 2018 at 12:08pm PDT

If you’ve been to a Love’s Travel Center off I-95 – the kind where they call out the numbers of truck drivers waiting to bang lot lizards in the public showers – you’ve definitely seen this exact same image before. A down-on-her-luck single mother of five with stretched out tits praying that her alcoholism kills her before the child she’s carrying is born. But somehow outside of a Love’s Travel Center off I-95 the image of Ariel Winter pumping gas without a bra is important news. People really need to get out more.

Winter posted this pic on Instagram because it’s the best she’s ever going to look, and, in a first for social media, some people left negative comments. You think you know the world. And then bam. You don’t. While Winter garnered a deluge of unwarranted compliments, apparently at least one person criticized her for looking like a strung out hooker with her nips poking through her shirt. This was enough to prompt Winter’s Modern Family co-star and the girl who puts the “psycho” in “psychosomatic,” Sarah Hyland, to clap back at the h8ers in the comments:

To all the pervs commenting on this post? GET OFFLINE AND GET BACK TO YOUR BLOWUP DOLL YA CREEPS!

Um, her name is Daphne and she’s real, okay? As I’ve stated a billion times, by solely acknowledging negativity online, celebs invite it. Because if there was no negativity, the job position of “clap back queen” would go the way of cashiers in the automated era. So I like to think that at WWTDD we’re only contributing to keeping these chicks employed. You’re welcome stupid bitches. Where’s my cut?

Photo Credit: Instagram / Pacific Coast News