Kevin Federline Asking For More Child Support From Britney Spears

Not to compromise my trademark editorial integrity – but Kevin Federline is a piece of human garbage and seriously needs to kill himself. Like right now. Kevin. Kill yourself. I’m not kidding. The walking and talking answer to the question “What if Kid Rock, Jesse Pinkman, and a pile of meth had a test tube baby together?” currently receives $20K a month from Britney Spears in child support. But he claims that it’s not enough to adequately pamper his two children with Spears to the same degree that she does when they’re with her. According to TMZ, when the kids are with Spears they enjoy amenities like 5-star vacations and a lighted tennis court. According to me, when they’re with Federline they enjoy watching him do drugs on the toilet.

Federline now has three additional children with his new discerning piece Victoria Prince, and as he claims that he only makes $3K a month these days, he allegedly can’t support everyone. Federline went to a judge demanding that Spears bump up the $20K in monthly child support to a figure that would allow Federline and himself, I mean his family, to have the life that he, I mean they, deserve for being a soulless pussy white trash entitled useless strung-out crusty sidewalk condom. Okay now I’m just talking about Federline. But yeah, not to put too fine a point on it, but Kevin, seriously kill yourself. And, your new wife is a man.

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