Vanderpump Girl Says Scorsese Is A Fan

Lala Kent is in la la land when it comes to almost anything in life. She believes Martin Scorsese, the same man responsible for some pretty decent cinema, enjoys watching Vanderpump Rules in his off time. It sounds so crazy that it almost makes sense. Like how male CEOs of large companies are more often than not secretly into BDSM. Sometimes after giving directions out all day you wish to experience the same subservience as your employees. With the addition of pegging, some spitting, and caning to really make you feel like you’re no longer Mr. Always In Control. So maybe Scorsese watches Vanderpump to lose control and get off. Lala is worth a wank or two if you’re a man wanting to switch up the pace from all of that unlimited porn available on the internet.

Kent’s wild claims about Scorsese:

“Martin Scorsese loves the show,” Kent, 28, told host Andy Cohen.

“Are you s—-ing me?” costar Stassi Schroeder, incredulous, asked.

“We inspire his works,” Tom Sandoval joked.

If her claim is true, Scorsese would join A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence, Chrissy Teigen and Rihanna.

It’s also possible that Lala’s a lying sack of filthy laundry. She making a random claim without supplying any proof and in the process degrading the name of a well respected man. If I was Martin I would be shouting Me Too right about now. Who wants to be accused of being an avid Vanderpump viewer. No one in their right state of mind openly admits to enjoying that show lest they be labeled an inferior human being who takes delight in terrible entertainment.

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