James Toback Finds Vindication; No One Else Finds A Reason To Care

James Toback just took a win home in a to-go box from court. It’s quite impressive when a man of his size manages to Keanu Reeves Matrix maneuver around five sexual misconduct cases flung his way but James just did what most would describe at the very least as very difficult. The L.A. County District Attorney decided to toss all cases involving Toback being accused of sexual shenanigans. For James, this is like receiving some OJ Simpson justice. Everyone knows he’s 99.9% guilty but he still escaped being held responsible for his reprehensible behavior. Typically when your appearance is that creepy the judge throws the book at you, innocent or not.

Toback was accused by dozens of women of sexual misdeeds, ranging from sexual harassment to sexual assault. The D.A. has rejected 5 cases that were submitted by police, concluding most were outside the statute of limitations.

There’s one case that could cause Toback future problems … the woman claimed Toback rubbed his groin on her leg until he ejaculated. The D.A. says the woman refused to cooperate, but if she changes her mind and works with them they could reopen the case.

When you fit the description of the average neurotic neckbeard or coder from the 1980s you’re most likely into some weird kinks. Toback was an avid licker of lady pits, he should be taken off the streets for that alone. Men like James never change so him barely evading some metoo justice is really just kicking the can down the road. He’ll eventually be caught face deep in some young starlet’s underarm craters without consent.

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