Beast Kardashian Wants Her Child To Have Her IQ

Each of the Jenndashians runs her own subscription-based website, where her red tartar fan bases can learn everything from hot makeup tips to how to fry up a protein-rich omelet using the vast amounts of jizz running down a Jenndashian’s leg at any given time. In the case of Beast Kardashian, subscribers can also hear her deepest thoughts regarding motherhood on the blog-like platform. And yes, these thoughts include wanting her baked bun to have the same IQ as her. Wishing that you kid was braindead. She’s gone too far.

While I can maybe kind of sort of fathom getting tips on how to be a young unwed botched mother from Kylie Jenner or how to stay married to a gay rapper who hates you from Kim Kardashian, I cannot, for the life of me, understand why someone would pay $2.99 a month to subscribe to a lifestyle blog from Beast Kardashian. She can’t even hit the keyboard with her paws! In a new exclusive post, she reveals:

I can’t wait to meet my baby girl! I often think about what she’ll look like and what her little personality will be like. She’ll be the perfect mix of me and Tristan [Thompson]—which is such a crazy thought, LOL. Check out some of the traits I hope she inherits from each of us.

LOL. She continues with the in-depth and definitely worth $2.99 details regarding her cub:

Style: Khloé
IQ: Both. But I want maybe TT’s IQ and my street smarts
Charm: Tristan. We are both charming but TT is pretty cute!
Work Ethic: Khloé
Good Looks: Tristan

The fact that Beast is already pimping her daughter means that she most likely will not only have the work ethic of her mom, but also the career.

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