Megan Fox Of Medium Intelligence

Megan Fox is super bangable and is a perfect example of when plastic surgery goes right, but thanks to her recent visit with the Hollywood Medium Tyler Henry, we know that she might be severely mentally handicapped. The twenty-two-year-old Tyler Henry looks like the butt baby between Freddie Prince Jr. and someone who survived Neverland Ranch but carries dark secrets behind those dead black eyes. So I guess Macaulay Culkin. On his series Henry meets with celebrities and tells their fortunes or connects them with dead people or whatthehellever. Fox only surfaces a couple times a year, which puts all the more weight on her rare public appearances. And we’re going to call this chit-chat with Henry a miss. Again, I’m not sure that it’s safe to have Fox sitting here without a helmet.

Fox has had an on again, off again marriage with acting sensation Brian Austin Green, and looked to Henry to shed some light on her strenuous home life. Well get ready to be dazzled and dare I say delighted. Henry revealed:

I’m seeing green, green, green. Does that mean anything to you at all?

Fox, agast, stated:

That’s my husband’s last name.

No sudden movement people. This is a parody, right? Is SNL finally funny again? After discussing her mother at length with Henry, Fox sums up the encounter with:

What I took away from that was this is a time for me to really focus on healing myself emotionally and not unlike my mom, connecting to myself. Prioritizing my kids and making sure they’re okay, and at some point in the future, love will be revealed.

So is she the kind that uses adorable little crutches to get around or can she walk on her very own?

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