Tila Tequila Procreating Again

Tila Tequila refuses to close her mouth or legs and the man sticking it to her unfortunately finished in the wrong hole. She’s pregnant again. I was willing to bet she would be incarcerated for smiting whichever female celebrity she felt was too slutty to continue breathing before having another child. Maybe we have a virgin Mary situation going on here since Tequila is holier than everyone in a five foot radius. Immaculate conception or accidental butt baby, you be the judge. Either way her husband should probably get a paternity test. You should expect only the worst from a woman with a single entitled “I fucked the DJ.” Getting cucked and duped into raising a kid that isn’t yours isn’t cool. Especially if the kid’s father is in heaven.

“The Lord God has blessed me with baby #2!!!!!” she wrote. “Praise the Father in Heaven for He is merciful and graceful! I give glory to Him every day.”

“Meanwhile, I find it hilarious how all the haters have been calling me ‘fat’ and telling me that God is going to punish me for the things I have been saying and always trying to send curses my way,” she wrote. “But God took all your wretched curses and turned them into huge blessings for me instead!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!”

With Tila being the type of woman she is, being happy to give glory to him sounds like something she’s recorded before while on her knees. And not for prayer. It typically involves a hole and the guy she’s giving glory to knocking on the stall wall before the money shot. I’m almost starting to lose faith in God because I pray every night for Tequila to be struck with lighting. Or at least suffer from one plague. She puts her mouth on men for money and has yet to experience a case of the incurable upper lip boils. This is the only time I wish sending thoughts and prayers actually worked.

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