Kylie Jenner Just Popped One Out

Kylie Jenner is taking all the correct steps necessary to secure her spot as a soon-to-be single mother. She exclusively dates rappers and denies ever breaking up with her baby daddy. It seems everyone but her knows that her boyfriend is too busy making beats to be worried about a newborn. Kanye was the only one crazy enough to actually commit to a Kardashian long-term and look how his career turned out afterwards. Kylie just popped out a publicity baby and claims the reason she kept it a secret was due to her fear of being judged. Imagine that. Someone related to the Kardashians afraid of being judged. Your father is your new mother, your sister is the owner of America’s most viewed vagina, and your real mother is an undercover madame running a televised brothel. But for some reason pregnancy is where you draw the line at embarrassment.

It’s official: after months of secrecy surrounding her pregnancy, Kylie Jenner is a mom. The 20-year-old reality star and beauty mogul gave birth to a baby girl on Feb. 1, she confirmed on Instagram, Sunday. The little girl weighed in at 8 lbs., 9 oz. and arrived at 4:43 p.m. local time.

I’m not buying any of her excuses for hiding a human in her stomach for so long. She was obviously shopping out footage of her pregnancy to the highest bidder. It’s in her bloodline to make money from her vagina in some shape or form whether it’s a sex tape or getting pregnant. The YouTube pregnancy tribute video alone already has 26 million views. If she’s already cashing out on AdSense just imagine the check she could clear with a season long special on E!

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