Mark Salling Takes The Easy Way Out

There are a few groups of people on this planet that everyone consistently and collectively hates in unison. The top three groups nominated every year for the most uncool organisms breathing are typically Nazis, pedophiles, and meter maids. Mark Salling from Glee fell into the second category. He was never actually convicted of taking a two-year-old on a date that led to things getting hot and heavy for the two later on but was guilty of possessing child pornography. And that’s practically the same thing. The pedosexual movement may attempt to convince the public that they never act on their sexual attraction to children but that’s the same lie a fatty tells when being left alone in a room full of cake. Mark decided to take his life instead of dealing with inmates taking turns double penetrating newly made holes in his body after they find out he’s a male singer who’s attracted to children.

Actor Mark Salling died Tuesday in what was reported to the coroner’s office as a suicide by hanging. No official determination on whether it was suicide has been annouced. The 35-year-old former Glee star was weeks away from sentencing after pleading guilty to possession of child pornography involving a prepubescent minor.

Since Salling was never sentenced before his suicide the $50,000 in restitution owed to the victims of child pornography may never see the money. Even in the after-life Mark is still screwing children. It’s pretty damning evidence when ex-cast members from Glee all weren’t surprised when Mark was caught with 50,000 images of child pornography. Maybe someone should have gotten Salling help instead of a Glee cast contract renewal if he was giving off early stages of a chomo vibes. What’s even worse is people are finding the good in Hitler after his death while 99.9% of people will still piss on a pedophile’s grave if given the opportunity.

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