Amber Rose Learning To Cope With Less Attention In Life

Amber Rose doesn’t sing, act, or have any talent other than boobs and being her rapper boyfriend’s jizz receptacle. The highlights of her “career” include either using her body to attract attention or a man silly enough not to wear any contraception before paying her walls a visit. One can only wonder how many abortions are being kept secret due to the NDA Kanye West made her sign. There’s no way Amber could have started the annual Slutwalk is she had the same boob size as Keira Knightly. And now she’s decided to reduce the only reason anyone ever pays attention to her. She’s 12 days deep in recovery after breast reduction surgery. She’s stated that she wants to rest while growing out her hair and eyebrows. Hopefully she grows out a personality in this healing period before everyone figures out what’s different about her. Women with no hair and no boobs can’t be sluts. The aesthetic violates a couple of key rules in the promiscuous women’s handbook.

Amber Rose is resting and recovering after breast reduction surgery — and she’s excited to show off her “new boobs”! The model and activist shared an update on Instagram stories on Sunday, 12 days after her surgery.

Amber has made a grave mistake believing that she’s interesting enough to reduce her breast size. It takes talent to be a woman in the spotlight and not have everyone focus on your tatas when you talk. She’ll be learning her lesson the hard way after rappers start blacklisting her to be in videos because her boobs aren’t big enough.

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