Taylor Swift Stalked By Guy With Gun

Times were much simpler when all of the men in Taylor Swift’s life only wanted to grab her bare ass. Inconvenient yes, but not potentially life threatening. Now Taylor has an unofficial 58-year-old boyfriend bodyguard combo carrying a concealed weapon and heading her way. He’s stated to the police that his primary objective is protecting Taylor while in Africa. I doubt he’ll have much luck carrying a firearm into coach but you can’t rationalize with crazy. In addition to his trouble of figuring out how to get a gun past Spirit Airlines Swift won’t be in Africa. Because the high density of underprivileged kids wouldn’t even allow her to recoup travel expenses even if she flew economy.

I’m not for stricter gun laws by any means but stalkers who operate in this grey area should be held accountable. If you’re almost 60 listening to Look What You Made Me Do swearing that Swift is your other half it’s safe to assume that you’re not sane or mentally stable. Maybe staying away from weapons and suppressing your second amendment right will work better in the end for all parties involved. If Swift sued a lowly DJ for playing a game of grab ass there’s no way she’s sweeping this situation under the rug.

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