Ashley Graham Sexually Assaulted At 17 Because She’s Hot

I’ve heard of a tall tale, but a fat one? Read on. A seismologist’s wet dream Ashley Graham has confessed to being a victim of sexual assault at the age of seventeen because like present-day, she was very attractive and had the ability to drive men wild. I want to start being body positive, so that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Even though she’s a water buffalo. The thirty-year-old plus-size model claims to have avoided Terry Richardson’s grasps around the same time, but ran into a photo assistant on another shoot who wasn’t so gentlemanly:

A photo assistant said, ‘Come here, I want to talk to you.’ He lured me into this hallway, pushed me into a closet. He exposed himself and he said, ‘Look at what you did to me all day long. Now touch it.’

If that approach doesn’t work then nothing will. She continues while chatting with the MENSA meeting known as The View:

I just prayed that no one would find out, because if they found out that he did that to me, I thought, ‘I’m never going to get hired for a job again.’

If you’re a man and you need to get your rocks off by cornering Ashley Graham with your hard dick, then you really need to find religion. No woman should have to see that, especially Graham, because it gives her the false hope that she’s desirable. And that’s just cruel. Thankfully the celebrity #MeToo movement has eradicated injustice across the world and all women from all socioeconomic backgrounds are now free to move about the cabin of life without being victims of sexual assault. Celebrities must not watch the local news. Graham credits the current sea change in Hollywood for her crystal clear hindsight:

If I knew what I knew now and all these women were standing up and saying ‘me too,’ I would have smacked that guy. I probably would have started screaming, called my agency.

A seventeen-year-old Graham was represented by an actual modeling agency? Well now I just don’t know who to believe.

Photo Credit: Mr. Skin