Alex Rodriguez Is An Idiot

Prince charming valuing brains over beauty only works in Disney movies and in unattractive women’s dreams. Your prince still has to come home to you after a long day of work. And there’s a possibility he may never return when you have a face that only a mother could love. Which is why Anne Wojcicki’s mom is taking the petty route and saying Alex Rodriguez didn’t have a high enough IQ to date her daughter. She must be going blind. Imagine your decision to date Jennifer Lopez instead being labeled dumb. Immediately you would have to evaluate the person making the accusation. Alex is an athlete. It’s been ingrained since an early age to not date the ugly chicks. If Anne were actually smart she would have seen the relationship dissolving the minute JLo was throwing it at him. What man wouldn’t swing at that. 

The 23andMe co-founder dated the former baseball stud for most of 2016, but the entrepreneur’s mother, Esther Wojcicki, knew they’d never last.

In a New York Times piece covering Anne, there was no surpassing the topic of her relationship with A-Rod. Though Anne remained positive in recalling their romance, Esther wasn’t afraid to reveal her true feelings about him.

“I liked A-Rod, he was a very nice man,” Esther said. “He seemed to be genuinely in love with Anne. But I right away figured out this was a mismatch. He had no academic background. We couldn’t have an intellectual conversation about anything.”

Alex just beat Anne to the punch. Being in an attractive/intellectual relationship never works when the woman is the smart one. Especially if your boyfriend is the baseball player all the hot celebrities want to sleep with. He’s not that dumb if he dumped Anne for Lopez. Just ask anyone with working eyes. If they’re smart they’d make the same decision. 

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