Can Someone Explain Bella Hadid’s Hips

A post shared by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) on Nov 20, 2017 at 3:27am PST

If beauty is pain, then Bella Hadid must be breathtaking, because she looks frankly excruciating in a new Instagram picture documenting her behind-the-scenes undie flashing at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Those who believe a woman’s curves should look like boulders hidden under pantyhose are going to be really into Hadid’s most recent Japanese sex robot hip upgrade, because she actually looks like she should be required to carry a Danger Falling Rocks sign around her neck. She moonlights as a rock climbing wall for thrill-seekers. True story.   

Hadid has always wobbled the line between svelt haute runway model and ass explosion reality trash, but at least usually when she’s emulating the prostitutes she follows on Instagram, she’s showing off parts of herself that in some capacity register as human. An average child would be able to correspond her ass cheek to the general shape of a sphere. But now the general guidelines for a proportioned or just not unsightly body are out the window, and a child looking at Hadid’s hips in this Instagram picture would assume he had to save humanity from the T-1000. 

You guys know that I would never, and I mean never, body shame anybody, man or woman, because this is 2017 and it’s honestly not right. With that said, Hadid looks fucking horrifying. The engineer responsible for this monstrosity should be ashamed, because ethics should be at the forefront of any Japanese sex robot manufacture’s conscience, and there’s nothing ethical to see here. Gigi Hadid could have cut a hole in Cookie Buddha‘s mouth and fucked it and I’d find it less offensive than what I’m seeing here. 

A post shared by Bella Hadid (@bellahadid) on Nov 20, 2017 at 2:10am PST

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